Tell Sweat to Get F*cked With The Norse Fitness Headband
Is there anything worse than the painful agony of getting sweat in your eyes?
It's safe to say that's a hard NO.
This traumatizing mixture of water and salt has been known to bring grown men to their knees.
That's why we decided to put an end to the issue once and for all.
Like most problems, the solution can be found by examining the past.
There is a legend that in the year 330 BC there was a group of Greek men training in the blistering sun.
One after one, great heroes were being weakened by man's mortal enemy idrótas (sweat).
Finally, one of these triumphant warriors cut a piece of cloth from his toga and wrapped it around his forehead.
This was the beginning of what is now known as the GLORIOUS "headband".
Modern Material Combined With Ancient Innovation
As mighty as the original headband was, there was room for improvement.
The original cotton material did not dry quickly and was no match for odor.
So we decided to use a polyester/spandex blend that would reign supreme.
This combination of soft, durable, breathable material quickly eliminates sweat WITHOUT leaving a stench that could wipe out an entire village.
You no longer have to be a victim of sweat during your workouts.
Buy the Norse Fitness headband today and you too can harness the power of ancient Greece.